Sunday, December 23, 2018

#103 - Happy Holidays, Jessi!

Timeline
Christmas of their seventh repeat



Plot
It’s Christmas time again, and for the first time in seven years Jessi’s family is going to celebrate Kwanzaa. The BSC knows nothing about it, so Jessi, an 11 year old, decides to hold a community Kwanzaa event to teach people.

In the meantime, Aunt Cecilia is being a huge bitch. So Jessi’s dad finally loses his shit on her and tells her to stop being such a controlling tyrant in his house. She takes the kids to the mall and Squirt is in the backseat throwing a fit, so for some ridiculous fucking reason AC tells Jessi to unhook his car seat. Which she does. And of course that’s the exact moment she gets rear ended and Squirt ends up on the floor of the car, blacked out. He ends up in the hospital for over a week. The whole family brawls about it.

Then Kwanzaa comes. Of course the festival is a huge success, and the family finally talks everything out over Kwanzaa dinner. The end.

Takeaways
Aunt Cecilia is such a bitch. I do not understand why she is allowed to act like that or live in their house.

Mallory and her dad bring a Christmas tree over to Jessi’s house bc they haven’t had time to get one. It was so nice. She also babysits on Christmas Day bc Becca has the flu and can’t go to the hospital to see Squirt.

Again, I can’t get over that as an eleven year old Jessi plans a community event and is taken seriously.

Best Character
Mallory for sure.

Worst Character
Aunt Cecilia obviously.

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