Early spring, their 6th repeat
Plot
Kristy and Bart have been hanging out for awhile, but never really have defined their relationship. But Bart is ready to kick it up a notch. He invites Kristy to a movie, and then makes out with her A LOT. Kristy is pretty annoyed, because she wants to watch the movie. She kisses him for awhile, but then tells him she wants to watch the movie.
Then one night Kristy is babysitting at her own house, and all the kids went to bed so she was on the couch watching a baseball game. Bart shows up and it is ON. They are full on making out when........her parents walk in. She gets grounded for the weekend and she is so pissed at Bart about it she calls and dumps him on Monday.
But then she starts to feel bad. She wants Bart, but not like that, but kind of like that, and she doesn't want him to like anyone else. So she calls Mary Anne, who basically tells her she isn't mature enough for a boyfriend yet. So Kristy asks Bart to go on a bike ride and she explains that to him, and he is like meh, okay. And then the book just kind of ends.
The side story is that the kids of Stoneybrook, at the organization of the BSC, are having a "record breaking" contest. Then they did a show. It was a marvelous hit.
Takeaways
The "record breaking" contest where there was an actual show that all of Stoneybrook attended sounds like the most boring thing in the entire world. An entire room of people watching some kid see how many pieces of cereal he can cram down his yumhole? Gross.
Dude, Kristy and Bart are FULLOUT making out in this book. I think it's the most action anyone in the BSC has seen so far. (At least, what we know of. I am sure Stacey and Robert are doing it.)
Kristy seems SO IMMATURE in this book.
Kristy may be a lesbian.
Also, she calls Bart "Bartman" when she breaks up with him. If that isn't a sign that you're in the friendzone, BARTMAN, I don't know what is.
Best Character
Probably Bart. He just wants to get his dick wet. And when Kristy dumps him, he immediately just finds another girl to take to the dance. Players gotta play.
Worst Character
I will go with Kristy, only because she acts like a fucking knucklehead in this entire book. And the "record breaking" contest idea is so lame.
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