Timeline
Fall of their 6th repeat year
Plot
Kristy's Krushers and Bart's Bashers are having another World Series. Kristy's Krushers wins the first game and right after, a man approaches Kristy and wants to buy the team, essentially. He offers her brand her uniforms and all new equipment for the chance to sponsor the team. She hesitates and then just goes for it. Then she gets the box of uniforms and sees that the sponsor has taken over and renamed the team - they are now Davis Diapers. The Krushers hate, and start playing like shit. Mr. Davis is at the next game and calls them all losers. Also, some of the Krushers refuse to wear the uniforms, and Mr. Davis threatens Kristy telling her they better all be in the proper uniform next time.
In the meantime, Kristy has new neighbors, Anna and Abby. Anna is quiet and musical, Abby is a loud, kind of obnoxious jock. Abby kind of naturally starts coaching the kids in the neighborhood, and after getting all pissy about it, Kristy embraces it and asks her to be her co-coach. Together, Kristy and Abby stand up to Diaper man and tell him to get bent. They become the Krushers again and win the World Series.
Kristy and the girls invite the twins to join the club. Abby accepts, but Anna is too busy with her music.
Takeaways
Kristy is still pretty terrible in this book. She's been terrible for awhile.
Stacey is still on probation in this book and she is babysitting Dru...
Oh, I forgot about that subplot. Morbidda Destiny's grandchild is staying with her for awhile bc her parents are getting divorced. Her name is Dru, and she asks to join Kristy's Krushers but then like sucks on purpose? Then she quits but tells people that Kristy kicked her off. Then she starts a Krushers band.
Anyway, Stacey is one of the people that Dru tells that Kristy kicked her off the team, and Kristy is all annoyed that Stacey didn't call her out for lying.
Why would parents send their kid to live with her grandma just because they are getting divorced?
It seems weird that Kristy ends up inviting Abby to not only coach her team, but join her club, because she spends a good majority of this book hating on her.
Best Character
Probably Abby, because Kristy is just letting Diaper Man walk all over her, and Abby is like, are you fucking kidding me? Then Kristy suddenly has the nerve to tell him to get bent.
Worst Character
Mr. Diaper Man
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